Dog Lovers
The reason a dog has so
many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's
admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in
Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in
the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on
earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can
spare, space we can spare and love we can spare, and
in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and
bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs
think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy
fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know
what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about
immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very,
very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you
aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs
must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul --
chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the
greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as
they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Speak softly and own a big,
mean Doberman.
-Dave Miliman
If you pick up a starving
dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal
difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish
thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!'
-Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole
life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't
count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as
good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
-Richard